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If I Had a Dick - Audio JOIP/BYOP*

Listen to April describe what she'd do to the girl in your photo, if she only had a dick.

Hello! Oops, sorry to startle you! Wanking again, are we? Wow - it looks like sooo much fun to have a dick. Well, is it? I bet it is. I wish I had one, so I could wrap my hand around it and masturbate over pictures of sexy girls all day, just like you do! Yes, I like pictures of sexy girls too. Who doesn't? Show me who you’re jerking off to. Let’s see that photo. Mmmm… oh yes! She’s nice. You want to fuck her, don’t you? Well, that goes for me too!

Written by Hyperdreams, performed by April Would - 10:21

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* Jerk Off Instructions with Picture, Bring Your Own Picture: You can browse your device for a photo to view while you listen to the audio (it only gets shown in your browser, not sent to our server) or you can find a picture somewhere else and play the audio in the background.