Collaborative sex stories let us write the plot together
(Everybody Wants You, continued by Hyperdreams...)
You decide to try and minimize your parents’ distress.
“Mom, dad I have no idea what you’re talking about. In fact, I can’t remember anything about yesterday at all!”
Your parents exchange glances.
“You can’t remember anything?” asks your mother, hoping against hope.
“Nothing at all?” asks your father. He looks skeptical. You need pull something more out of the hat.
“No. Look, I need to be completely honest with you guys. I’ve been taking some pretty heavy recreational drugs. I can’t remember most of last week, either.”
Your mother sighs with relief. “Well, thank heavens for that!”