Collaborative sex stories let us write the plot together

(Everybody Wants You, continued by "..."...)

You hop off your father and stand on the counter top. With your family’s eyes on you, you start to fuck yourself with a radish.

All of a sudden, there is a knock on the door.

“NYPD. Open up.”

Your mom reaches into the cabinet where she holds the chocolate chips and pulls a lever. The walls open up to reveal a whole arsenal of heavy machinery.

“Mom, I don’t think this is very legal,” you say with an evil smile on your face. You grab a flame thrower and strap it on. Your mom grabs a couple of AK’s and your dad gets a Ruger 10/22 rifle and heads upstairs to snipe.

“Let’s do this!” you shout as you charge towards the door where the coppers are.


You die in a fiery explosion.

The End