Collaborative sex stories let us write the plot together
(Everybody Wants You, continued by ZA WARUDO...)
“Oi we ain’t done yet!”
He gets up like the bitch he is.
You, being a mad Sherlock Holmes fan, remember how Robert Downey Jr. wacked the shit out of the fat man.
“D I S C 0 M B 0 B U L A T E” you whisper. This mustn’t register on an emotional level, you think to yourself.
“Have you lost your mind?” your brother shouts.
You take off your t-shirt, and toss it on his face. “First, distract target.” As you yanked your t-shirt, your brother threw a blind jab. “Then block his blind jab.”
You successfully block your brother’s weak-ass punch. “Counter with cross left to cheek.” You whack the ever-loving shit out of the ugly-ass face of your brother.
“D I S C 0 M B 0 B U L A T E”
You slap both sides of his head. Being dazed, he’ll attempt wild haymaker.“Employ Elbow Block, and body shot.” You block his failed punch and you strike his liver with might. “Block feral left, weaken right jaw.” He tries to act strong and aims for your left blind spot. You block it and successfully elbow his Right Jaw Joint. “Now fracture.” You punch again on his Right Jaw Joint, causing it to fracture and dislocating his entire right jaw.
“Break cracked ribs, traumatize solar plexus, dislocate jaw entirely.” You aim for the traumatized ribs, plunge strike in the solar plexus, and deliver a strike to dislocate hisjaw entirely. “Heel kick to diaphragm.” You deliver one final blow to completely cause PTSD on your helpless brother. He falls down to the ground completely covered in bruises, blood gushing out the ears and nose, and a face that can no longer be identified.
“In summary, ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken, diaphragm hemorrhaging. Physical recovery: six weeks, full psychological recovery: six months.”
“Fucking deserved!” you shout at your helpless brother and spit on him.
Your parents hear all the ruckus and decide to check on you.
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